I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
he wants to bone in the snuggie
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Randomize