so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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