dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Randomize
