So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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