just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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