some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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