ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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