yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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