so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
nutella sex= disaster
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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