roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
bring money and cleavage
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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