i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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