I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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