brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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