Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
