Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
