So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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