But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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