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(519): View more from Ontario

dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.

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(301): View more from Maryland

he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.

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(769): View more from Mississippi

she said she likes her vagina punished

(1-769): View more from Mississippi

being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough

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(540): View more from Virginia

hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her

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(616): View more from Michigan

I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked

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(815): View more from Illinois

it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..

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(513): View more from Ohio

While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.

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