I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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