So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?