Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?