I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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