I don't think brook has ever known best
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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