Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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