the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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