stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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