Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Pants are for mortals
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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