what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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