Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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