the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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