My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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