we're blogging at a bar
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He did a backflip because drugs
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