She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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