i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Bring me that man meat
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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