yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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