and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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i came on her dog
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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