handjob tips. give me some.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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