11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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