she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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