Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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