he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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