So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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cake and sex. what better combination is there.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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