i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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