have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Randomize
