He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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