Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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