I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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