sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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