weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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