Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm like, not good at living.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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