Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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