just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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