how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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