I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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