Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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